"Give me the muzzle."
Due to popular demand, here’s the full version from the Windows 7 destruction video of the story about the desktop stripper program I couldn’t get off my PC as a kid, enjoy.
Thank you to my friend for telling me this joke
Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!
where is my hoverboard
Tiffany you’re the only one I stay for
Some people like things too much. I appreciate it but you gotta understand the economy. You gotta increase the value of your likes. Don’t distribute them so flagrantly. I almost never like posts so that way when I do the person who made the post knows they truly did good and can be proud of this one
if he texts you back in the middle of his killstreak marry him
FUCK YOU DAD